Post by Non Entity on Aug 27, 2007 17:29:46 GMT -5
Hi, my name is JQ. I will be your pastor for this fine Monday afternoon. Jesus used to like Sundays the most. But then there was a song which wanked "I wish it was sunday, cause that's my fun day," and, needless to say, it ruined everything for Jesus. So he switched his "fun" day to Monday.
So now, is everyone paying attention to pastor JQ? Because he has a very important sermon to share with you today.
Oh good. You're all smiling. That's great. BEcause this topic may sound like a bit of a downer.
Watch out for the gates of hell! If you are a republican, convert at once to liberalism, or fear the almighty hands of GOD!
Oh good, you find that amusing
Well goodbye now. See you next monday. Be sure to behave while you are away from my church!*
(*Wayside church has no affiliation whatsoever with JQ Millings. He is a psychotic vigilante liberal who associates with botanists and musicians.)
