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Post by oldfunkybastard on Aug 5, 2007 20:59:52 GMT -5
Hello, I was wondering if anyone besides myself has experienced the paranormal. I can tell you about my experience. It is really pretty haunting.
When I was just five years old, in the middle of the night, I used the bathroom. But in the bathroom, there was this strange light coming from the window. So I climbed it, and fell out. I was in awe! There, in my back yard, were aliens, and they were.....using some sort of detectors-- maybe metal detectors, I don't know. THey saw me, and they zapped me with something. I woke up, and I was in my bed.
Okay, so it might have been a dream. But to this day, I'm not so sure. What are your experiences with the paranormal?
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Post by Dotcomrade on Aug 5, 2007 21:49:15 GMT -5
One time I saw santa, or what I thought was santa. I quickly walked down to see him, and steal his wallet (well maybe) but then the bastard kicked me in the nuts. Damn santa! Anyway though, I quickly fought back and ended up hitting him in the face, after hitting him in the face, his mask fell off! I could not believe it! You know what (or who) it was, it was an alien (a paranormal one not an illegal one) and he then said "ET phone home" I told him that, that damn statement was copy righted and that he/she should shut the hell up before I beat him down, he then said "ET phone home" again, so I decided to beat his ass. So I did. I beat him up. While he was crawling on the ground he yelled "We come in peace" and since he yelled it batgirl woke up. Batgirl was pissed because this was late in the night (or early in the morning) and she kicked both me and the alien in the nuts. She then threw the alien outside the house, and she grabbed me by my, ummmmm, my [word cut out] (yes I put that there) and hurled me onto the bed, then she gave me a few kisses and asked if my nuts were okay, I said they were "fine, I guess" and she promised she would play with me tommorrow, then we went to bed. Scary, don't you think?
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Post by oldfunkybastard on Aug 5, 2007 21:50:35 GMT -5
One time I saw santa, or what I thought was santa. I quickly walked down to see him, and steal his wallet (well maybe) but then the bastard kicked me in the nuts. Damn santa! Anyway though, I quickly fought back and ended up hitting him in the face, after hitting him in the face, his mask fell off! I could not believe it! You know what (or who) it was, it was an alien (a paranormal one not an illegal one) and he then said "ET phone home" I told him that, that damn statement was copy righted and that he/she should shut the hell up before I beat him down, he then said "ET phone home" again, so I decided to beat his ass. So I did. I beat him up. While he was crawling on the ground he yelled "We come in peace" and since he yelled it batgirl woke up. Batgirl was pissed because this was late in the night (or early in the morning) and she kicked both me and the alien in the nuts. She then threw the alien outside the house, and she grabbed me by my, ummmmm, my [word cut out] (yes I put that there) and hurled me onto the bed, then she gave me a few kisses and asked if my nuts were okay, I said they were "fine, I guess" and she promised she would play with me tommorrow, then we went to bed. Scary, don't you think? You are totally mocking me, and everyone else who truly believes in aliens. How very damn insulting!
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Post by Dotcomrade on Aug 5, 2007 22:01:04 GMT -5
One time I saw santa, or what I thought was santa. I quickly walked down to see him, and steal his wallet (well maybe) but then the bastard kicked me in the nuts. Damn santa! Anyway though, I quickly fought back and ended up hitting him in the face, after hitting him in the face, his mask fell off! I could not believe it! You know what (or who) it was, it was an alien (a paranormal one not an illegal one) and he then said "ET phone home" I told him that, that damn statement was copy righted and that he/she should shut the hell up before I beat him down, he then said "ET phone home" again, so I decided to beat his ass. So I did. I beat him up. While he was crawling on the ground he yelled "We come in peace" and since he yelled it batgirl woke up. Batgirl was pissed because this was late in the night (or early in the morning) and she kicked both me and the alien in the nuts. She then threw the alien outside the house, and she grabbed me by my, ummmmm, my [word cut out] (yes I put that there) and hurled me onto the bed, then she gave me a few kisses and asked if my nuts were okay, I said they were "fine, I guess" and she promised she would play with me tommorrow, then we went to bed. Scary, don't you think? You are totally mocking me, and everyone else who truly believes in aliens. How very damn insulting! OK, Mr. I don't care if dogs die, I'm not mocking anyone, I was telling a story, and a true story at that. Who the fuck are you to judge me for telling a story?
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Post by Non Entity on Aug 5, 2007 22:02:40 GMT -5
*ADMIN*
OKay guys, lets calm down. No need to make it personal. Okay? So just cool it!
*ADMIN*
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Post by Dotcomrade on Aug 6, 2007 0:29:34 GMT -5
So do anyone have any other interesting stories? Truth or lies. Either way. Its just we need a good story on here.
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Post by I'm An Alien, G on Aug 6, 2007 23:04:26 GMT -5
I am a real alien, and I can tell you based on experience, that I do exist. And so far, none of your stories come close to acuracy when it comes to aliens. I can tell you that much!
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Post by Dotcomrade on Aug 7, 2007 1:25:03 GMT -5
I am a real alien, and I can tell you based on experience, that I do exist. And so far, none of your stories come close to acuracy when it comes to aliens. I can tell you that much! Wait a REAL alien? How many different languages do you know anyway?
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Post by biggestjacob on Apr 2, 2009 19:25:46 GMT -5
I sometimes used to wonder if John Mccain was a paranormal alien. I mean what with the lack of arm movement.
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Post by Non Entity on Apr 3, 2009 12:18:18 GMT -5
I sometimes used to wonder if John Mccain was a paranormal alien. I mean what with the lack of arm movement. That's just from being tortured by [racist comment deleted] while he lived in Vietnam. It has absolutely nothing to do with the paranormal, just [racist comment deleted.]
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